A little girl asks her mom if she can take a shower with her. The mother thinks and says, “Yes, but just don't look down or up.”
So they get in the shower, but sure enough the girl looks up and says, “Mommy, what are those?”
Her mom says, “Oh, uh, those are my headlights.”
Then the little girl looks down and says, “Mommy, what is that?”
“That,” says her mother, “is my garage.”
The next night the little girl asks her dad if she can take a shower with him, and he says, “Yes, just don't look down.”
So they get in the shower, and sure enough she looks down and asks, “Daddy, what is that?”
“That,” he says, “is my limo.”
The next night she asks her mom and dad if she can sleep with them, and they say, “Yes, just don't look under the covers.”
“Okay,” she says, and climbs into bed with her parents. But a few minutes later the little girl suddenly looks under the cover and exclaims, “Mommy, turn on your headlights, Daddy's parking his limo in your garage!”
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