There was this priest who was due to go on vacation, so he appointed a young novice priest to take over while he was away. The novice was rather nervous about hearing his first confessions, so he asked the priest to write a list of how many hail Marys he was to give for each sin. The priest wrote out the list and went on his holiday.

Well, the novice was in the confessional when an attractive young lady came in, so he asked her what her sins for the week had been. “Well, father,” she began, “I looked at a man with lust in my heart.”

“Two hail Marys,” he said, consulting his list.

“But father,” she continued, “I kissed him, as well.”

“Oh,” he said, “then five hail Marys for you.”

“But father, I have committed a terrible sin. I sucked him off, too.”

“Well,” the poor novice stammered, looking over his list, but no matter which way he read it, there was no punishment listed for that sin. Unsure of what to do, he quickly stuck his head outside the confessional. Immediately he spotted a young choirboy walking past, so he asked him, “Son, do you know what father gives for a head job?”

Without even looking back, the choirboy quickly answered, “Two Mars bars and a bottle of Coke!”

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Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.