A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me six double whiskeys.”

The bartender says, “Hey, that's a lotta whiskey! What are you celebrating?”

The guy says, “I just had my first blow job.”

The bartender says, “Well, in that case, let me buy you a seventh!”

The guy says, "No way! If six doubles won't get rid of the taste, I'm sure a seventh won't make any difference
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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.