A father and his son decide to go on a fishing trip. On their way to the lake they stop at a 7-Eleven, and the dad buys smokes and beer while the son buys potato chips. On the road a bit later, the dad lights up a smoke and the son starts craving one. So the son asks, “Hey, Dad, can I have cigarette?”

The dad responds, “Does your dick reach your asshole?” and the son has to admit it does not. So the dad tells him, “Well, then, you can't have one.”

A bit further down the road the dad cracks opens a beer. Once again the son craves the beer and asks his dad for a taste. Once again, the dad asks, “Does your dick reach your asshole?” and the son has to reply in the negative. “Then you can't have one,” the dad says.

Right before arriving at the lake, the son opens up his bag of potato chips. Ah, but now the dad craves potato chips and asks, “Hey, son, can I have some chips?”

The son says, “That depends. Does your dick reach your asshole?”

“Why, yes, it does,” the dad replies proudly.

“Good,” his son says. “Then go f&(* yourself.”

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