This guy lives on a farm, but he doesn't have any farm animals, so he decides he should buy some. He's driving down the road one day when he sees a sign that reads, “Cocks for sale.” He goes to the seller and asks him what a cock is. The seller tells him they're roosters, so he happily buys one.

A while later he sees another sign which reads, “Pullets for sale.” He goes to the seller and asks him what a pullet is, and the seller explains it's a hen. But the seller warns him that if there's a loud noise, the rooster and hen will start fighting. “Okay,” the farmer says, buys the hen, and drives on.

About an hour later, he sees a sign which reads, “Asses for sale.” He asks the seller what an ass is and is told it's a donkey. “But, the seller warns him, ”If the ass hears a loud noise, he'll lay down and won't get up until you scratch his belly.“ The farmer nods and buys the donkey.

He's driving down the road when his tire pops with a loud bang. This causes the rooster and hen to start fighting, and the donkey sits down. Very annoyed, the farmer pulls over to the side of the road. A young woman pulls over beside him and asks if she can help.

”Sure,“ the farmer says. ”Could you hold my cock and pull it while i scratch my ass?"

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.