A woman is pregnant with two girls and one boy. One night the lady goes to a convenience store to buy some bread and milk. While she's in the store, a robber comes barging through the doors and demands money from the cashier. The theft goes badly, and he winds up shooting her in the stomach three times. It turns out she's all right, but of course she's very worried about her unborn children. So she goes to the hospital, where the doctor says all three were shot but will survive to live a long and healthy life.

Fourteen years later, one of her daughters comes up to her and says, “Mom, I was peeing today and the weirdest thing happened to me: I peed out a bullet!” The mom tells her the robbery story and advises her not to worry about it.

A week later, the other daughter approaches her mom to say she peed out a bullet that morning. The mother tells her the robbery story and advises her not to give it a second thought.

A week later, her son comes in the house yelling, “Mom, Mom, the weirdest thing happened to me today!”

The mom replies, “I know, you were peeing and a bullet came out.”

The son says, “No, I was jacking off this morning, and I shot the dog!”

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