A 450-pound man answers a “Lose a Pound for Every Dollar” classified ad. The receptionist asks him how much he wants to lose, and he says, “Let’s try just 25 pounds to start.”

So she tells him to go down the hall to room A3, take off his clothes, and then go in. When he enters, there's a pretty brunette who tells him, “If you catch me, you can make love to me.” He soon catches her, makes love to her and discovers that he's lost 25 pounds.

The next day, he decides he'd like to lose 100 pounds. The receptionist tells him to go upstairs, take off his clothes outside room B4, and then enter. When he does, there's a pretty blonde who tells him, “If you catch me, you can make love to me.” He chases her for quite a while but finally catches her, makes love to her and discovers he's lost 100 pounds just as promised.

The fat man eagerly return the next day and announces he'd like to lose 200 more pounds. The receptionist admits that's a tall order but tells him to go up to the third floor, take off his clothes outside room C10, then go in. When he does, there's a 500-hundred-pound gorilla who has a sign around his neck reading, “If I catch you, I’m going to f&(* you.”

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