A man goes to the doctor because his wife can't get pregnant. The man says, “Look, Doc, we've been trying for months, and my wife just can't seem to get pregnant. We've tried everything, and nothing seems to work.”

The doc says, “Well, there is one thing you might try. Have you done it doggie style?” The man looks a bit confused, so the doctor says “You do know what doggy style is, don't you?”

The man says, “Oh, sure, my problem is my wife is a bit shy about these things. How'm I going to get her to do this?”

The doc says, “Just give her one or two drinks to ease the tension.”

A year goes by. One day the doc goes out for a walk and sees his patient pushing a stroller. “Hey!” the doc says, “Congratulations! I see you finally have a baby!”

The man says, “Yeah, but Doc, now I have another problem.” The doc asks the man what's wrong, and the man says, “Now my wife is an alcoholic.”

“Oh, no!” the doc says. “How could that be?”

The man replies, “Well, Doc, it took me four or five drinks just to get her in the front yard.”

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