A little boy had just got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding down it down the street. He stopped at a red light next to a mounted police officer. The police officer asked the boy, “Did Santa bring you that new bike?”

The boy replied eagerly, “Yes!”

The officer looked down from his horse and said, “It looks like Santa forgot to put reflectors on the back of your bike. The next time I see you, there had better be reflectors, or I'll have to report you to your parents.”

“Yes, sir,” the little boy replied. “But Officer, can I ask you a question?”

“Yes,” said the officer.

“Did Santa bring you that horse?” asked the boy.

“Yes, he sure did!” said the officer, a bit condescendingly.

“Oh,” the boy said. “If I ever get a horse, I'm going to ask Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.