One day, three men are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibal king says, “I have a test for each of you. Go out and gather ten of the same kind of fruit, but make sure you don't have the same kind of fruit as any of the other men. Then come back here and I will tell you your test.”

So off they go, and the first guy brings back ten apples. “Okay,” the king says, “Now stick each of them up your butt. But if I hear anything like a groan or scream, then we eat you.” The guy nods and proceeds to stick them one by one up his butt…but after he gets to three, he screams out in pain and the cannibals eat him.

The second guy comes back with ten berries. He manages to stuff eight up his butt but then laughs hysterically, so he's eaten, too.

Later up in Heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, “Why'd you laugh? You almost made it!”

The second guy says, “I know, but then I looked over and saw the other dude coming with ten watermelons.”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.