A man joins the foreign legion and asks his captain, “Are there any women here?” to which the captain replies in the negative. The man says, “So what do you do about shagging?” The captain points to a small shed at the bottom of the camp. The man investigates and finds a camel with a small box behind it.

After a few minutes, the captain wonders what is taking the man so long in the shed so he goes to find out. When he arrives at the shed, he sees the man with his trousers down standing on the box behind the camel.

Suprised at this, the captain shouts, “No, you idiot! You're supposed to get on the camel and ride it to the local brothel!”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.