This guy walks into a bar with a alligator and says, “If I put my balls into this alligator's mouth, then close his mouth, will I get a free beer?”

The bartender says, “Yeah, okay,” so the guy puts his balls in the alligator's mouth and closes it. After ten minutes is up the guy hits the alligator over the head with a bottle, and the alligator opens his mouth and releases the guy's balls, at which point the amazed bartender gives him his free beer.

Then the guy says, “Anyone else want to try it?”

A blonde nearby says, “Sure, just as long as you don't hit me over the head with a bottle.”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.