A little boy walked in on his parents having sex and asked what they were doing. His father replied, “Well, you know how you've always wanted a little brother? That's what I'm doing–I'm putting a little brother in your mommy for you.” The little boy nodded gratefully and left the room.

The nexy day the father came home from work and the little boy was on the front porch crying. When his father asked what was wrong, he replied, “You know how you put a baby in my mommy last night? The mailman came to the house this morning and ate him!”
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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.