A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment, and immediately she suggests they “69.” “What the hell is that?” asks the guy.

Realizing he's inexperienced, she explains, “I put my head between your legs, and you put your head between mine.” Still not knowing what she's talking about but not wanting to ruin the moment, he agrees to try it. But the second they get into position, she lets out a rip-roaring fart.

“What was that for?” he asks.

“Oops! Sorry,” she says, blushing. “I guess I'm still full from dinner. Let's try it again.”

They get into position again, but once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and puts on his coat. “Wait, where are you going?” she asks.

The guy says, “If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!”

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