A lieutenant is bragging to his mates that he has his dick on voice command. “For a quick hundred I'll show you: All I have to do is say ‘Atten-tion!’ and voom…biggest hard-on you ever saw.” So the other men put their money on the table and he drops his pants. Sure enough, he says the words “Atten-tion!” and voom…the biggest hard-on they've ever seen.

“That's incredible!” they yell. “Go show the sergeant!”

So the lieutenant goes off and shows the sergeant his new party trick. The sergeant then asks him, “Can you go ‘at ease’ just as quickly, Lieutenant?”

“No,” the lieutenant says, “but I can do this.” And with that he starts jerking off.

“What do you think you're doing?” the outraged sergeant yells.

“Sir, dishonorable discharge, sir!”

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