An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair.

After a few moments, the young man said, “What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild?”

The old man smiled and said, “Well, yes. . . I once had sex with a parrot, and I was wondering if you might be my son . . . ”



<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”