Two policemen are walking down the road. One says to the other, “When I get home, I'm going to rip my wife's knickers.”

“Why are you going to that?” asks his colleague.

“Because the elastic has been killing me all day.”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.