A woman goes into a doctor's office for a check-up. As she's waiting in the examinating room, in walks an old Japenese doctor. He instructs her to remove all of her clothes, which she does. He then tells her to turn around, so she complies. Then he tells her to walk across the room, and this she does as well. Next he tells her to get on her hands and knees and crawl across the floor toward him quickly. Finally he tells her to crawl away from him. When she stands back up, he murmurs to himself, “This is bad, it's very very bad…” So she asks him doctor what the problem is, to which he replies, “You have Zachary disease.”

She said, “Zachary disease? Oh my goodness, what is that?”

The doctor says, “That mean face rook Zachary like rear end.”
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