1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, then I ain't goin'.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all…I just can't remember it all.
5. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficent experience with princes, seeks frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men…Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, then sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.