Three rednecks were sitting around comparing their wives one day to see who had the dumbest. The first guy said, “My wife's so dumb, she bought a toilet, and we don't even have running water.”

The second said, “That's nothing! Mine bought a ceiling fan, and we don't even have electricity.”

The third said, “Aw, that's nothing! I was goin' through my wife's purse for some whisky money t'other night and found a box of condoms. And you know what? She ain't even got a penis!”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.