10 Ways To Tell If You Have PMS:

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. Your dryer has shrunk every last pair of jeans.
4. Your husband suddenly agrees with everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, “How's my driving? Call 1-800-***-****.”
6. Every head you see looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God, and He's male.
8. You're counting the days until menopause.
9. You're sure everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday<br><br>******************************
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