A little boy walks into an ice cream store with two play guns strapped onto his hips. A lady comes over and asks the boy what he'll have. The little boy pulls out his guns and says, “Gimme a sundae!”

Amused, the lady asks, “Do you want vanilla ice cream on that?”

The boy says as he draws his guns again, “Yeah!”

She says, “Do you want whipped cream on it?”

The little boy draws his guns again and says, “Yeah!”

The lady asks, “Do you want some chocolate syrup?”

He draws his guns and says, “Yeah!”

Then she says, “Do you want a cherry on top?”

He brandishes his guns and says, “Yeah!”

She says, “Do you want crushed nuts?”

The little boy draws his guns and yells, “Do you want your tits shot off?”

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