Three men were in a plane when the engines failed. They were all panicking, as there were no parachutes on board. Suddenly they heard the voice of God, and they were all sure that this was the end. But God told them, “Since you have all led good and decent lives, I have decided to spare you; and if you jump from the plane I will allow you to fall into whatever you wish.”

The men were shocked but relieved, so as the first man jumped, he shouted, “Hay!” and landed in a huge pile of fresh hay.

The second man shouted “Cotton wool!” and he landed in a huge pile of cotton wool.

But as the third man was about to jump, he accidentally tripped and shouted, “Shit!”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.