An old man went into the confession booth at the Catholic church and told the priest: “I am 82 years old and have been faithfully married to the same woman for 55 years, but last night I had the time of my life with two 18 year old twin sisters.”

The Priest replied (as he moppedsweat from his brow): “How long has it been since you've been toconfession?” The old man said: “I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish.”

Priest: “Then what are you doing here, telling me this.”

Old man: “Hey, I'm telling everybody.”


<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”