A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail sitting there on the porch. The man picks the snail up and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there is a knock at the door. The man opens the door and there sits the same snail.

The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?”


<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”