An aging man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.

So he wrote to his son about it and received a reply, “For HEAVENS SAKE, Don't dig the garden up, that's where I buried the Guns!!!!!”

At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers turned up and dug the garden,but didn't find any guns. Confused the man wrote to his son telling him what had happened, asking him what to do now?

The reply: “NOW JUST PUT THE POTATOES IN.”


<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”