Tokyo.Jan 15th (Bloomberg) - After the infamous Origami Bank folded yesterday, it has emerged that Origami's parent company Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and that Bonsai Bank is planning to cut back its branches.

This comes after Monday's nosedive in Kamikazi Bank's share price, and the price of Khazi Bank's stock went down the pan.

Rumours have continued about Tenko Bank after the staff were locked in last night, and officials have confirmed that staff at Karate Bank have got the chop.

At Sushi bank things are looking a bit fishy and staff are expected to get a raw deal. However, none of the above are expected to do as badly as the staff at Geisha Bank. Apparently, they all got screwed.


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