Two Irish guys go deer hunting. They are good hunters and shortly after arriving, shoot and kill a fairly large buck.

Each grabs one leg and they begin dragging it back to the car. The problem is the buck's antlers keep getting stuck in the ground, thus making their journey back to the car rather difficult.

A fellow hunter passing by sees they are having trouble and suggests that they might be better off dragging the deer by the antlers rather than the feet. Agreeing this is a good idea, they adopt his suggestion.

After dragging the deer by the antlers for about ten or fifteen minutes, one of them says, “you know, this way is a lot easier, but we're getting further and further away from the car.”


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