An old man was sitting on the front porch down in Roanoke early one morning watching the sun rise. He sees 12 year old Mark walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out:

“Hey boy, watcha got there?”

Mark yells back “Roll of chicken wire”

Old man says “What you gonna do with that?”

Mark says “Catch some chickens”

Old man says “You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!”

Mark just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the Mark comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he's dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

The next day, the old man is watching the sun rise when Mark comes walking carrying something round in his hand. The old man yells out:

“Hey boy, whatcha carrying there?”

Mark says “Duct tape”

Old man says “Whatcha gonna do with that?”

Mark says “catch some ducks”

Old man says “You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape!”

Mark just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset Mark comes walking back after a long day and to the old man's amazement the duct tape is unrolled and dragging behind him with about 35 ducks caught in it.

The next morning the old man is on his porch and as usual he sees Mark walking by and this time he's carrying something that looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

The old man yells says:

“Hey boy, watcha got there?”

Mark says “It's a pussy willow”

Old man says “Hang on boy, I'll get my hat”

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”