A zebra escapes from the zoo and ends up in a field full of horses.

'What do you do all day?' says the zebra to one of them.

'Oh, I just eat grass.'

The zebra tries another mare and gets the same response.

And another.

Bored, the zebra wonders into the next field, where there's a bloody great stallion.

'So what do you do all day?' asks the zebra.

'Take off those funky pyjamas and I'll show you,' comes the answer.

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”