A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work drink when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes off her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

He quickly pulled his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five stlg20 notes, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said…

“Paint my house.”

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”