A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church sits down in a confession box and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: “No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either.”

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”