A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet…… “My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”

“Well,” says the vet, “Let's have a look at him”. So he picks the dog up by its ears & has a good look at its eyes.

“Well,” says the vet, “I'm going to have to put him down”.

“Because he's cross-eyed ?”

“No, because he's fucking heavy”.

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”