The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily.

Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, “Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.”

“What!” the coach says in a panick, “How far down does it go?”

She replies, “Down to my balls. That's something else I want to talk to you about.”

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”