A bloke goes to a fancy dress party with a naked woman on his back.

The host asks, “What have you come as?”

The man replies, “A snail”

The host says, “But you have a naked woman on your back”

The man says, “That's not a naked woman, that's Michelle”

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”