It so happened that Myron and Vinnie came of age at the same time. From his father Vinnie received a brand new handgun, while at his bar mitzvah, Myron's father strapped a beautiful gold watch on his wrist. The next day Vinnie was full of admiration for the watch, while Myron was consumed with envy after one glance at the pistol. So the two friends decided to trade gifts.

That night when Vinnie checked to see whether it was dinnertime, his father asked, “Where'd you getta dat watch?”

After he heard the story he exploded at his son. “Whatsa matta you? Here I am thinking you gotta some brains in you head! One-a day you gonna get married. Den maybe you find your wife in bed wit another guy. An whatta you gonna do then? Look atta you watch and say, ‘Hey, how long you gonna be?’”

<br><br>Vectro

“There is a very fine line between ”hobby“ and ”mental illness."