A man & a woman are on a plane sitting next to one another in first class when suddenly the man sneezes, then whips out his penis and wipes off the tip of it.

The woman, who can't believe her eyes decides she must have been hallucinating when the man sneezes again, whips out his penis and wipes off the tip of it AGAIN.

The woman, appalled that such a rude and bizarre person exists, is about to go nuts when the man sneezes a third time, whips out his penis and wipes the tip off AGAIN!!!

Finally, after this happens a fourth time she turns to the man and says, “Excuse me, but FOUR times, you have sneezed, removed your penis from your pants and wiped it off….What the hell kind of degenerate are you?

The man looks at her and replies, ”I'm sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am it's just that I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm….“

The woman, confused, asks him, ”Well, what are you taking for it?

The man looks back and answers, “Pepper”