Bill Clinton is talking to a new young, female White House intern…

“Come inside the Oval Office and see my clock” says Bill

“No way Mr President, I've heard all about you, I'm going nowhere alone with you” replies the intern

Bill insists “Really, I collect clocks and I've got a really good one to show you in the Oval Office”

This conversation carries on for a while, but eventually, the intern is persuaded that he has only honourable intentions and agrees to accompany Bill to the Oval Office to see his clock

As soon as they're alone in the Oval Office, Bill whips his nob out and waves it around, showing it to the intern from all angles

“Oh my God, I knew this was gonna happen… that's not a CLOCK, that's a COCK” sobs the shocked young intern

Bill retorts “If you put two hands and a face on it, we could call it a clock” !