Bill-Bob goes into a Diner and orders the hottest chilli they had on the blackboard (a real ‘hard man’). Well, he's real hungry and before long it's all gone, washed down wirh cool beer.

Then he notices the guy sitting next to him has the same dish, but appears he hasn't even started it yet. The guy is just staring blankly into space.

Sensing an opportunity for a free feed our hero asks the guy if he's going to eat it?

No reply . . . . but he pushes the plate away, mumbling something under his breath.

Bill-Bob figures this is his chance or else the waitress might come and take the plate away.

He grabs the bowl and since there's no protest he bigins to shovel it in his mouth. This chilli seems awfully hot, even more than the first, so he has another drink then continues.

He's just about finished, when to his horror, he notices what appears to be a great big turd in the bottom of the plate . . . . he starts convulsing and vomits the food back up into the bowl.

“Yep” says the guy next to him “that's as far as I got too”