What's the difference between an apple pie, and a fanny?

You're allowed to munch on your mother's apple pie!



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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Any woman can roast beef.



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How do you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

The women has to chew before she swallows!



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What does a Welshman call a sheep with no legs?

Easy!