A guitar has a volume knob

If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one

You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

You can unplug a guitar

You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested

You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care

You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.

If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it

You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set

You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking

If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.

You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.

You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.

You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.