A woman is more than a little frustrated with her love life because her husband is infatuated with Bridgett Bardot to the point where he ignores her completely.

To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters ‘BB’ tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life. He suggests she have the tattoo on her ass instead.

She agrees, and bends over to receive a ‘B’ on each cheek. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him at the door by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork.

“What do you think?” the wife says.

“Uh,” her husband wants to know, “who the hell is Bob?”