Jelly Baby had developed a nasty rash down below so he thought he would go and see a doctor to get an expert opinion.

The jelly doctor examined him and then looked at Jelly Baby and said “I'm not sure what's wrong Jelly Baby we'll have to take a Jelly sample, and you'll have to come back in two days”.

So he goes back a couple of days later for the test result and the doctor says “We've got the result and it's as I suspected Jelly Baby, you've picked up a sexually transmitted disease”

Jelly Baby looked at the doc and said “Well, is that it?”.

“You don't sound very surprised Jelly baby” said the doc.

Jelly baby replied “I'm not, I've been sleeping with f**kin allsorts!”