A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ‘'Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?’' The blonde said, ‘'I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!'' The cop looked at her and said, ‘'Lady, it’s your air freshener!''