A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes and his boss asked what happened.
The man said, ‘'At church I was sitting behind a fat lady and we stood up to sing hymns and her dress was caught in her crack so I pulled it out and she punched me in the eye.’' ‘
’Where did you get the other one?'' the boss asked.
''Well,'' the man said, ‘'I figured she didn’t want it out so I pushed it back in.''