A month before Prom night the daughter goes to her dad and asks for $200 to purchase a prom dress. Her dad replies, “This is a good time to learn that nothing in life comes free. If you want the money, you're gonna have to suck my dick.” She declines and says she'll find another way to get the money.
Two weeks before the prom, she again approaches her dad for the money, and again he tells her, “You're gonna have to suck my dick.” She refuses once more, figuring there must be another way.
But she has no luck getting the $200 anywhere else and, two days before the prom, she tells her dad she'll suck his dick. She gets on her knees, unzips his pants and is about to put it in her mouth, when she says, “Dad, this really smells like shit.” Dad says, “You're right – your brother wanted to borrow the car.”