There's this brother and sister named William and Mary. Mary can't stand Sunday school, but William doesn't have a problem with it.

So one day in Sunday School, Mary thinks, ‘'The hell with it,’' and decides to go to sleep. The teacher seeing this asks Mary a question to keep her awake.
The teacher asks, ‘'Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?’'

William, who is sitting behind her, pokes her in the butt with his pencil.

Mary wakes up and shouts, ‘'God almighty.’'
And the teacher said, ‘'Yes. Yes that is correct Mary.’'

Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question.

''Who died on the cross for our sins?''

William pokes her again.
She wakes up and shouts, ‘'Jesus Christ!"

Mary, once again, goes back to sleep.

This time the teacher asks, ’'Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?''

William pokes her again.

She wakes up and shouts, ‘'If you don’t stop poking that thing up my ass, I'm gonna break it off!''