A man was stressed out so he went on a plane trip to Hawaii. When he got on the plane and was half-way there he asked the stewardess if he could use the restroom. She told him the men's room was broken so he had to use the women's room.
The stewardess said, ‘'Don’t push the W.W. button, the P.B. button and DON'T push the A.T.R. button.''

But of course he had to push the W.W. button, which stood for warm water (sprayed on your butt). Then he pushed the P.B. button which stood for powder your butt. And then he pushed the A.T.R. button.

He later woke up in a bright room and doctors were all around him. When he asked why he was there, they asked him if he hit the A.T.R. – the automatic tampon remover – button.

The guy said, ‘'Yes, what happened?’'

The doctor said, ‘'Your penis is on your pillow.’'