It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time – so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt, and said, ‘'Ooh Santa, please stay,’' and he said, ‘'Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know.’'
So she took off her pants and said, ‘'No no – please stay,’' and he replied, ‘'Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know.’'

So she took off everything else, and said, ‘'Ooh, please stay,’' and he said, ‘'Hey hey hey – guess I better stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way.''