Every night about 6:00 pm, two fleas, George and Mark, go to the bar and talk about how fucked up their day was, and maybe pick up a few chicks. One night, Mark was 3 hours late. George was pretty pissed. George asked why he was late and what happened.
''I was on my way over here and I got caught in this guy's mustache and he walked like all over town so it took me awile to get over this way.'' Mark replied.
''Well, I have something special planned for us tomorrow night so don't be late,'' George said.
''How do I stop from being late?'' Mark asked.
George replied with a grin, ‘'Ok, here’s what you have to do, tomorrow when you leave for work, find a lady wearing a dress, go up that dress and stay there until you get here.''
''Ok'' said Mark.
The next night, Mark didn't even come at all. The night after that, Mark was on time.
''Why weren't you here last night? What happened? Did you do what I said?''
''Yep, but I still ended up in a guy's mustache.'''